🚩 RED FLAG
$14.95
🚩 RED FLAG
#itsnotacarnival — Watermelon Flavour Tinted Lip Balm
For when you know trouble is coming — and you’re here for it.
Smells like watermelon and questionable choices.
Looks like bold confidence.
Hydration that warns without holding back.
👉 Who’s the lucky lips? Give me their name — I’ll take it from here.
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📖 The Full Story
Bright, bold, and completely ignoring warning signs.
Coconut Oil, Candelilla Wax, Olive Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Vitamin E, Iron oxide Fluorphlogopite, Triacetin (E1518), Natural Flavouring Substances, Propylene Glycol (E1520, Flavouring Substances
💋 Lip Game Plan
Apply liberally and ignore all warning signs.
⚡Chaos Control
Caution: may attract attention and/or bad decisions. Back off if your lips stage a rebellion.
❄ Keep It Chill
Store in a cool, dry place out of direct sunlight — bright colors don’t like drama either.
✨ Our Shell Hygiene Promise
✨ Our Shell Hygiene Promise
Because cute things still need to be clean.
Every shell goes through a multi-step cleaning and sanitising process before it ever gets near a balm — or your lips.
No shortcuts, no ocean leftovers, no weird tastes. Ever.
They’re cleaned, sanitised, dried, and inspected so they arrive safe, hygienic, and ready to slay.
Your lips deserve the best.
Your balm deserves a clean home.
TL:DR Cleaner than your search history 😉
🐚 Same Balm. Different Shell. All Vibe.
Your shell might be a little bigger, smaller or extra curvy — we don’t judge, we celebrate it.
Inside? The balm is always the same size, made to fit perfectly in every shell.
Natural lines, marks or variations?
That’s just the shell showing off her history. Salty, sassy and unapologetically unique.